By GTS As a hardcore radical feminist, few things make me madder than men, penises, phallic-shaped objects, such as cacti: Pictured above: KAREN DONT!! Besides those things, I am triggered by misinformation, unless my goddess Hillary Clinton uses it to dunk on the Patriarchy. When men do it, though, I can’t even. I curl up in a corner and start just projectile vomiting all over … Continue reading #MeToo: Out-of-Control Witch-Hunt or Are You Just Mentally Retarded?
As everyone knows, Serena Williams is the most successful female athlete in history, winning 7,632 Tennis championships, but despite her overwhelming success, is being put in the limelight for all the wrong reasons: because she’s a woman who dared to throw a tantrum. By Antifa Sarcasmian It was an overcast Thursday in Rockford, Illinois, when Serena Williams began a tennis match against Osaka whats-her-face. … Continue reading Serena Williams Fights Back Bravely Against Unfairness and Oppression
Pictured above: Some stupid ho? By Lefty McFeminist Last Thursday, Natalie Dormer implied that males don’t have it as hard as womyn. When it comes to objectification, she should know that she’s completely ignorant of patriarchal privilege and doesn’t know that men are literally Hitler. I’m just going to say this: Fuck Natalie Dormer. Natalie Dormer, you just lost your woman-card, you traitor. You’re … Continue reading Natalie Dormer: Traitor to All Women?
By Lesby The Lesbian #MeToo. What is that all about? We all know what it’s about. It’s about addressing the unspoken sexual abuse that goes on in Hollywood, like the story of ‘Grace’, a woman who met with Hollywood powerhouse, Aziz Ansari, then sucked his dick twice in the same night, and offered to sleep with him, but then really regretted it later, which … Continue reading NO U: The Story of Asia Argento
Alex Jones is offensive and problematic, and we’re all so relieved that we won’t have to not read his tweets on Twitter more than we were before and this is an example of a run-on sentence, which you should never do; take notes, opinion-piece writers. By Antifa Sarcasmian Today, Twitter, the social media trashfire, has banned InfoWars host and creator Alex Jones, much to … Continue reading Twitter Bans Alex Jones; Huge Resistance Win
You’ve been there before and it’s not a pretty sight: a person who is walking is in front of yourself, and is walking at a speed that is not equal or quicker than your normal walking speed. You find yourself becoming furious. Why? This article explores the intricacies of why people become an enraged by people who walk slowly. By Lesby The Lesbian It’s … Continue reading What It Means If You Become Enraged By People Who Walk Slow
By Lefty McFeminist Jacksonville, FL — Tragedy struck today when a lone, crazed, and deranged gunman (who I hope is not Muslim or black) with an AR-15 entered some kind of video game tournament thing, (which we are told is being referred to as “eSports”, short for “electronic sports”) and opened fire. The shooting suspect may have been told he could play FPS games at … Continue reading Jacksonville Shooting Happens
Everyone knows that the Russians hacked into our election and changed computer results to give the electoral college votes from Florida, Ohio, West Virginia, Michigan, Indiana, and Pennsylvania to Donald Trump, and probably used some kind of hypnosis machine to make people vote for Trump through hacking of some kind, but what are we gonna do about it? By Antifa Sarcasmian As “everyone” knows, … Continue reading Russians Hacked The Election And a Person With The Name “Reality Winner” Helped Them Do It And Then Went To Jail
By Maga McRedpilled He’s done it. Rudy Giuliani has exposed the interdimensional pedophile vampires that run this illusion we’re living in. Today he said: Truth isn’t truth ALL THESE RED PILLS. GIVE THEM TO ME. KEEP GIVING THEM TO ME UNTIL THERE ARE SO MANY THAT I CHOKE. CHOKE ME DADDY. Continue reading Rudy Giuliani Exposes The Matrix
By Yiska Goldsteinberg In the classical school of journalism, there was a rule: to remain impartial and report only the fact so the people could be informed. I never liked that rule. With the rise of opinion pieces being used for the dissemination of information, the soap box became a cool place to be as a journalist. However, you still had to do work … Continue reading Fuck Rand Paul