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#MeToo: Out-of-Control Witch-Hunt or Are You Just Mentally Retarded?

By GTS As a hardcore radical feminist, few things make me madder than men, penises, phallic-shaped objects, such as cacti: Pictured above: KAREN DONT!! Besides those things, I am triggered by misinformation, unless my goddess Hillary Clinton uses it to dunk on the Patriarchy. When men do it, though, I can’t even. I curl up in a corner and start just projectile vomiting all over … Continue reading #MeToo: Out-of-Control Witch-Hunt or Are You Just Mentally Retarded?

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Serena Williams Fights Back Bravely Against Unfairness and Oppression

As everyone knows, Serena Williams is the most successful female athlete in history, winning 7,632 Tennis championships, but despite her overwhelming success, is being put in the limelight for all the wrong reasons: because she’s a woman who dared to throw a tantrum. By Antifa Sarcasmian   It was an overcast Thursday in Rockford, Illinois, when Serena Williams began a tennis match against Osaka whats-her-face. … Continue reading Serena Williams Fights Back Bravely Against Unfairness and Oppression

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Natalie Dormer: Traitor to All Women?

Pictured above: Some stupid ho?   By Lefty McFeminist Last Thursday, Natalie Dormer implied that males don’t have it as hard as womyn. When it comes to objectification, she should know that she’s completely ignorant of patriarchal privilege and doesn’t know that men are literally Hitler. I’m just going to say this: Fuck Natalie Dormer. Natalie Dormer, you just lost your woman-card, you traitor. You’re … Continue reading Natalie Dormer: Traitor to All Women?

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What It Means If You Become Enraged By People Who Walk Slow

You’ve been there before and it’s not a pretty sight: a person who is walking is in front of yourself, and is walking at a speed that is not equal or quicker than your normal walking speed. You find yourself becoming furious. Why? This article explores the intricacies of why people become an enraged by people who walk slowly. By Lesby The Lesbian   It’s … Continue reading What It Means If You Become Enraged By People Who Walk Slow

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14 Things That White People Have Ruined

By Shaquanda Jackson   White people: those motherfuckers are everywhere, it seems. When I get on the subway, they’re all over the place, being all white and stuff. It’s just some white nonsense. I just want to cover my ears and block out all the Caucasian-ass white-ass honky-ass white-bread-eating malarkey out of my head forever and ever. Unfortunately, I can’t. There’s one small problem. You … Continue reading 14 Things That White People Have Ruined

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Twitter Creates Safe Environment For Ghost Town

Lately, Twitter has been a haven for the Alt-Right, Nazis, and Right-Wing Terrorist groups, but a surprise attack from Twitter’s Trust and Safety Council has made it a safer place for all — probably angering Russia. By Antifa Sarcasmian   In this Age of Trump, one thing is certain: no one is safe. Especially if you’re a person of color, queer, (When did the ’50s … Continue reading Twitter Creates Safe Environment For Ghost Town

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37 Rules For If You If You Want To Be Mentally Strong That You’re Not Doing

“Me? I’m tight as fuck!” You may think you’re mentally strong, but you’re not, because you’re not following these 37 principles of life that have eluded you until today when you read this article, which totally changed your life. By Advice-Giver McFailureat-Lifewhogivesothersadvice   Life. What is it? It’s an abstract concept. In biological terms, it’s just organisms that can reproduce. When we talk about “life” … Continue reading 37 Rules For If You If You Want To Be Mentally Strong That You’re Not Doing

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Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

Fuck! Goddamn it, fucking bullshit motherfucking shit! Son of a bitch, this fucking shit is fucking goddamn fucked beyond all fuck. By Sam Piddle   Jesus Christ son of a bitch goddamn fucking fuck, God, stupid fucking cunt asshole. Goddamn it to fucking hell; fucking fuck. Shit, this fucking retarded fucktwat won’t fucking… Jesus. Fuck! Trying to fucking fuck with this shit is like trying … Continue reading Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

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