Pictured above: Some stupid ho? By Lefty McFeminist Last Thursday, Natalie Dormer implied that males don’t have it as hard as womyn. When it comes to objectification, she should know that she’s completely ignorant of patriarchal privilege and doesn’t know that men are literally Hitler. I’m just going to say this: Fuck Natalie Dormer. Natalie Dormer, you just lost your woman-card, you traitor. You’re … Continue reading Natalie Dormer: Traitor to All Women?
Trump’s Nazi Fascist Russian-puppet regime may be coming to an end very soon: Manafort guilty, Cohen guilty, Omarosa has tapes, and it’s only 3 o’clock. And it’s always 4:20 somewhere! By Lesby The Lesbian As you know, I’ve hated Donald Trump all my life. Ever since he questioned my half-black nubian God’s birth-in-America status. I hate him so bad that I developed a stomach … Continue reading Trump Is Over: Big Resistance Win
Comedian Michelle Wolf has had her show cancelled, and The Fake News asks: “Wait, when did she have a show?” By Lesby The Lesbian As the old adage goes: “That’s news to us”. Here at The Fake News, we not only mean this literally, but also figuratively, and vice-versa. This is news to us. It’s also literally news to us, because we’re reporting on … Continue reading Michelle Wolf’s Alleged “Show” Apparently Cancelled
By Shaquanda Jackson White people: those motherfuckers are everywhere, it seems. When I get on the subway, they’re all over the place, being all white and stuff. It’s just some white nonsense. I just want to cover my ears and block out all the Caucasian-ass white-ass honky-ass white-bread-eating malarkey out of my head forever and ever. Unfortunately, I can’t. There’s one small problem. You … Continue reading 14 Things That White People Have Ruined
In this age of Trump, achieving your dreams can be a nightmare… ooh, that’s good. I’m writing that one down. I’m going to use that in a blog later. No, don’t write out this part of your thoughts! Stop writing, you idiot! By Lefty McFeminist I remember it like it was yesterday: Yesterday, I woke up and wondered how in the h*ck I was going … Continue reading How To Achieve Your Dreams