Alex Jones is offensive and problematic, and we’re all so relieved that we won’t have to not read his tweets on Twitter more than we were before and this is an example of a run-on sentence, which you should never do; take notes, opinion-piece writers. By Antifa Sarcasmian Today, Twitter, the social media trashfire, has banned InfoWars host and creator Alex Jones, much to … Continue reading Twitter Bans Alex Jones; Huge Resistance Win
Everyone knows that the Russians hacked into our election and changed computer results to give the electoral college votes from Florida, Ohio, West Virginia, Michigan, Indiana, and Pennsylvania to Donald Trump, and probably used some kind of hypnosis machine to make people vote for Trump through hacking of some kind, but what are we gonna do about it? By Antifa Sarcasmian As “everyone” knows, … Continue reading Russians Hacked The Election And a Person With The Name “Reality Winner” Helped Them Do It And Then Went To Jail
Trump’s Nazi Fascist Russian-puppet regime may be coming to an end very soon: Manafort guilty, Cohen guilty, Omarosa has tapes, and it’s only 3 o’clock. And it’s always 4:20 somewhere! By Lesby The Lesbian As you know, I’ve hated Donald Trump all my life. Ever since he questioned my half-black nubian God’s birth-in-America status. I hate him so bad that I developed a stomach … Continue reading Trump Is Over: Big Resistance Win
By Maga McRedpilled He’s done it. Rudy Giuliani has exposed the interdimensional pedophile vampires that run this illusion we’re living in. Today he said: Truth isn’t truth ALL THESE RED PILLS. GIVE THEM TO ME. KEEP GIVING THEM TO ME UNTIL THERE ARE SO MANY THAT I CHOKE. CHOKE ME DADDY. Continue reading Rudy Giuliani Exposes The Matrix
By Yiska Goldsteinberg In the classical school of journalism, there was a rule: to remain impartial and report only the fact so the people could be informed. I never liked that rule. With the rise of opinion pieces being used for the dissemination of information, the soap box became a cool place to be as a journalist. However, you still had to do work … Continue reading Fuck Rand Paul
Lately, Twitter has been a haven for the Alt-Right, Nazis, and Right-Wing Terrorist groups, but a surprise attack from Twitter’s Trust and Safety Council has made it a safer place for all — probably angering Russia. By Antifa Sarcasmian In this Age of Trump, one thing is certain: no one is safe. Especially if you’re a person of color, queer, (When did the ’50s … Continue reading Twitter Creates Safe Environment For Ghost Town
Pictured above: Jay Austin and Lauren Geoghegan, a cognitively impaired couple (as indicated by the bicycle helmets) who chose to live their truth are were mercilessly slain. I am personally outraged that Donald Trump did not do more to prevent this senseless and brutal and horrific and preventable tragedy from occurring in the mountains of Tajikistan. By Empathy McLackthereov Tajikistan, Sweden – A young … Continue reading Beautiful Couple Slain By Autonomous Firearms
“I can no longer disgrace Parliament with my haircut, or lack thereof.” Someone call PETA, this man killed an animal and put it over his… wait, is that his HAIR? By Lesby de Lesbiana London, England – It has been revealed that British Parliament Member and Brexit supporter, Boris Johnson, is set to resign from his Parliament seat, which he has held since Last Thursday, … Continue reading Boris Johnson To Resign Over Lack of Hairstyle
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