You’ve been there before and it’s not a pretty sight: a person who is walking is in front of yourself, and is walking at a speed that is not equal or quicker than your normal walking speed. You find yourself becoming furious. Why? This article explores the intricacies of why people become an enraged by people who walk slowly. By Lesby The Lesbian It’s … Continue reading What It Means If You Become Enraged By People Who Walk Slow
By Lefty McFeminist Jacksonville, FL — Tragedy struck today when a lone, crazed, and deranged gunman (who I hope is not Muslim or black) with an AR-15 entered some kind of video game tournament thing, (which we are told is being referred to as “eSports”, short for “electronic sports”) and opened fire. The shooting suspect may have been told he could play FPS games at … Continue reading Jacksonville Shooting Happens
Everyone knows that the Russians hacked into our election and changed computer results to give the electoral college votes from Florida, Ohio, West Virginia, Michigan, Indiana, and Pennsylvania to Donald Trump, and probably used some kind of hypnosis machine to make people vote for Trump through hacking of some kind, but what are we gonna do about it? By Antifa Sarcasmian As “everyone” knows, … Continue reading Russians Hacked The Election And a Person With The Name “Reality Winner” Helped Them Do It And Then Went To Jail
Trump’s Nazi Fascist Russian-puppet regime may be coming to an end very soon: Manafort guilty, Cohen guilty, Omarosa has tapes, and it’s only 3 o’clock. And it’s always 4:20 somewhere! By Lesby The Lesbian As you know, I’ve hated Donald Trump all my life. Ever since he questioned my half-black nubian God’s birth-in-America status. I hate him so bad that I developed a stomach … Continue reading Trump Is Over: Big Resistance Win
By Maga McRedpilled He’s done it. Rudy Giuliani has exposed the interdimensional pedophile vampires that run this illusion we’re living in. Today he said: Truth isn’t truth ALL THESE RED PILLS. GIVE THEM TO ME. KEEP GIVING THEM TO ME UNTIL THERE ARE SO MANY THAT I CHOKE. CHOKE ME DADDY. Continue reading Rudy Giuliani Exposes The Matrix
By Yiska Goldsteinberg In the classical school of journalism, there was a rule: to remain impartial and report only the fact so the people could be informed. I never liked that rule. With the rise of opinion pieces being used for the dissemination of information, the soap box became a cool place to be as a journalist. However, you still had to do work … Continue reading Fuck Rand Paul
Comedian Michelle Wolf has had her show cancelled, and The Fake News asks: “Wait, when did she have a show?” By Lesby The Lesbian As the old adage goes: “That’s news to us”. Here at The Fake News, we not only mean this literally, but also figuratively, and vice-versa. This is news to us. It’s also literally news to us, because we’re reporting on … Continue reading Michelle Wolf’s Alleged “Show” Apparently Cancelled
By Shaquanda Jackson White people: those motherfuckers are everywhere, it seems. When I get on the subway, they’re all over the place, being all white and stuff. It’s just some white nonsense. I just want to cover my ears and block out all the Caucasian-ass white-ass honky-ass white-bread-eating malarkey out of my head forever and ever. Unfortunately, I can’t. There’s one small problem. You … Continue reading 14 Things That White People Have Ruined
Lately, Twitter has been a haven for the Alt-Right, Nazis, and Right-Wing Terrorist groups, but a surprise attack from Twitter’s Trust and Safety Council has made it a safer place for all — probably angering Russia. By Antifa Sarcasmian In this Age of Trump, one thing is certain: no one is safe. Especially if you’re a person of color, queer, (When did the ’50s … Continue reading Twitter Creates Safe Environment For Ghost Town
“Me? I’m tight as fuck!” You may think you’re mentally strong, but you’re not, because you’re not following these 37 principles of life that have eluded you until today when you read this article, which totally changed your life. By Advice-Giver McFailureat-Lifewhogivesothersadvice Life. What is it? It’s an abstract concept. In biological terms, it’s just organisms that can reproduce. When we talk about “life” … Continue reading 37 Rules For If You If You Want To Be Mentally Strong That You’re Not Doing
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