Serena Williams Fights Back Bravely Against Unfairness and Oppression

As everyone knows, Serena Williams is the most successful female athlete in history, winning 7,632 Tennis championships, but despite her overwhelming success, is being put in the limelight for all the wrong reasons: because she’s a woman who dared to throw a tantrum. By Antifa Sarcasmian It was an overcast Thursday in Rockford, Illinois, when Serena Williams began a tennis match against Osaka whats-her-face. … Continue reading Serena Williams Fights Back Bravely Against Unfairness and Oppression

janekwondoSeptember 15, 2018September 15, 2018Leave a comment

Jacksonville Shooting Happens

By Lefty McFeminist Jacksonville, FL — Tragedy struck today when a lone, crazed, and deranged gunman (who I hope is not Muslim or black) with an AR-15 entered some kind of video game tournament thing, (which we are told is being referred to as “eSports”, short for “electronic sports”) and opened fire. The shooting suspect may have been told he could play FPS games at … Continue reading Jacksonville Shooting Happens

janekwondoAugust 26, 20181 Comment

Russians Hacked The Election And a Person With The Name “Reality Winner” Helped Them Do It And Then Went To Jail

Everyone knows that the Russians hacked into our election and changed computer results to give the electoral college votes from Florida, Ohio, West Virginia, Michigan, Indiana, and Pennsylvania to Donald Trump, and probably used some kind of hypnosis machine to make people vote for Trump through hacking of some kind, but what are we gonna do about it? By Antifa Sarcasmian As “everyone” knows, … Continue reading Russians Hacked The Election And a Person With The Name “Reality Winner” Helped Them Do It And Then Went To Jail

janekwondoAugust 23, 2018August 23, 2018Leave a comment

Trump Is Over: Big Resistance Win

Trump’s Nazi Fascist Russian-puppet regime may be coming to an end very soon: Manafort guilty, Cohen guilty, Omarosa has tapes, and it’s only 3 o’clock. And it’s always 4:20 somewhere! By Lesby The Lesbian As you know, I’ve hated Donald Trump all my life. Ever since he questioned my half-black nubian God’s birth-in-America status. I hate him so bad that I developed a stomach … Continue reading Trump Is Over: Big Resistance Win

janekwondoAugust 21, 2018August 21, 2018Leave a comment

Rudy Giuliani Exposes The Matrix

By Maga McRedpilled He’s done it. Rudy Giuliani has exposed the interdimensional pedophile vampires that run this illusion we’re living in. Today he said: Truth isn’t truth ALL THESE RED PILLS. GIVE THEM TO ME. KEEP GIVING THEM TO ME UNTIL THERE ARE SO MANY THAT I CHOKE. CHOKE ME DADDY. Continue reading Rudy Giuliani Exposes The Matrix

janekwondoAugust 19, 2018Leave a comment

Fuck Rand Paul

By Yiska Goldsteinberg In the classical school of journalism, there was a rule: to remain impartial and report only the fact so the people could be informed. I never liked that rule. With the rise of opinion pieces being used for the dissemination of information, the soap box became a cool place to be as a journalist. However, you still had to do work … Continue reading Fuck Rand Paul

janekwondoAugust 18, 2018August 18, 2018Leave a comment

Michelle Wolf’s Alleged “Show” Apparently Cancelled

Comedian Michelle Wolf has had her show cancelled, and The Fake News asks: “Wait, when did she have a show?” By Lesby The Lesbian As the old adage goes: “That’s news to us”. Here at The Fake News, we not only mean this literally, but also figuratively, and vice-versa. This is news to us. It’s also literally news to us, because we’re reporting on … Continue reading Michelle Wolf’s Alleged “Show” Apparently Cancelled

janekwondoAugust 18, 2018August 18, 2018Leave a comment

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