Michelle Wolf’s Alleged “Show” Apparently Cancelled

Comedian Michelle Wolf has had her show cancelled, and The Fake News asks: “Wait, when did she have a show?” By Lesby The Lesbian   As the old adage goes: “That’s news to us”. Here at The Fake News, we not only mean this literally, but also figuratively, and vice-versa. This is news to us. It’s also literally news to us, because we’re reporting on … Continue reading Michelle Wolf’s Alleged “Show” Apparently Cancelled

14 Things That White People Have Ruined

By Shaquanda Jackson   White people: those motherfuckers are everywhere, it seems. When I get on the subway, they’re all over the place, being all white and stuff. It’s just some white nonsense. I just want to cover my ears and block out all the Caucasian-ass white-ass honky-ass white-bread-eating malarkey out of my head forever and ever. Unfortunately, I can’t. There’s one small problem. You … Continue reading 14 Things That White People Have Ruined

Twitter Creates Safe Environment For Ghost Town

Lately, Twitter has been a haven for the Alt-Right, Nazis, and Right-Wing Terrorist groups, but a surprise attack from Twitter’s Trust and Safety Council has made it a safer place for all — probably angering Russia. By Antifa Sarcasmian   In this Age of Trump, one thing is certain: no one is safe. Especially if you’re a person of color, queer, (When did the ’50s … Continue reading Twitter Creates Safe Environment For Ghost Town

37 Rules For If You If You Want To Be Mentally Strong That You’re Not Doing

“Me? I’m tight as fuck!” You may think you’re mentally strong, but you’re not, because you’re not following these 37 principles of life that have eluded you until today when you read this article, which totally changed your life. By Advice-Giver McFailureat-Lifewhogivesothersadvice   Life. What is it? It’s an abstract concept. In biological terms, it’s just organisms that can reproduce. When we talk about “life” … Continue reading 37 Rules For If You If You Want To Be Mentally Strong That You’re Not Doing

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

Fuck! Goddamn it, fucking bullshit motherfucking shit! Son of a bitch, this fucking shit is fucking goddamn fucked beyond all fuck. By Sam Piddle   Jesus Christ son of a bitch goddamn fucking fuck, God, stupid fucking cunt asshole. Goddamn it to fucking hell; fucking fuck. Shit, this fucking retarded fucktwat won’t fucking… Jesus. Fuck! Trying to fucking fuck with this shit is like trying … Continue reading Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

Beautiful Couple Slain By Autonomous Firearms

Pictured above: Jay Austin and Lauren Geoghegan, a cognitively impaired couple (as indicated by the bicycle helmets) who chose to live their truth are were mercilessly slain. I am personally outraged that Donald Trump did not do more to prevent this senseless and brutal and horrific and preventable tragedy from occurring in the mountains of Tajikistan. By Empathy McLackthereov   Tajikistan, Sweden – A young … Continue reading Beautiful Couple Slain By Autonomous Firearms